Q: What are some of Bob's favorite mottos?

A: "If you f**k around long enough, something will surely happen."
"Never, ever, ever, honk the models."
"Crazier than a fish in a car wash."
"You have pudding in your head."
"Chaste makes waste."
"A bird in the bush is worth two in your ham."

"Guys hate me."

 

Q: Who are your artistic and musical influences?

A: Annie Sprinkle, Don Snell, William Burroughs, Georgio O'Quif, Shag, Pierre and Gilles. Eat Static, The Tubes, Portishead, The Melvins, Snoop and Dr. Dre, Scorn, Coldcuts, Brian Eno, Love and Rockets, Ice Cube, Nurse With Wound………

 

Q: What do you do in your free time?

A: Work.

 

Q: Should I be scared of you?

A: Depends on if you ack right.

 

Q: What gifts may I bring you?

A: Frankincense and murmaids, pastries and coke.

 

Q: So….as an ordained minister, what do you think will happen during Armageddon?

A: I truly believe that Jesus and his league of crafty attorneys will return to Earth and sue everyone.

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from questions.

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